no.. no .. they won't cut your ears off

I invite you to try .. :) spotted in andheri east ..

talk about mispronunciations

this person had crepe bandage on their foot. when asked what happened said – had gone for a walk, tripped on something, fell down, and twisted my uncle (ankle)..
couldn’t keep from laughing so this person goes – I also have fillings ..(feelings) ..

kill me now!

why do..

english newspapers go for more as compared to regional language papers..

will never know why anyone would choose this name..:/

go figure! and you'd better hurry.. they have only one piece .. viral sweet..

worth a visit

any reason for the endearment?

spotted this place while we were looking for a place to eat in aurangabad..

ok, they're stuffed, crammed, packed with beauty

clicked in aurangabad..

want to earn money .. you can try this too..

am i blessed or what? these holy souls with this well dressed cow were out on the streets in my area, early morning, beating drums, singing, only so people could donate money, which would enable god to grant their wishes..

take us seriously, will you?

if the crocodiles don't kill you, we'll make you miserable - be warned .. at the corbett tiger reserve..

unable to get a visa to phoren lands?

divine intervention to your rescue.. 'mazing ..

not what you're thinking..

at the verka milk booth.. golden temple, amritsar ;)

tyres can hardly wait!

part of suraj's arsenal

lawless society.. uniformly so..

main market area, amritsar..
near mega mall, gurgaon ..

yes.. yes .. we hear you

overheard

A: hey, I won’t be able to meet you for lunch at pizza hut tomorrow. we could do a movie instead if you want.
B: you busy in the morning.. so, dinner then?
A: I have to go to the temple but can meet for dinner. either why, I won't be eating. I'll be fasting tomorrow.
B: what’s tomorrow?
A: xyz festival.
B: oh ok! but surely you’ll eat something?
A: ya, fast food.
B: huh!

need to earn money .. no problem

clicked these pictures in jaipur ..
a snake charmer in the amber fort .. yes, this is also a profession in india.. :/

enterprise at its best .. this fellow was taking 15 bucks from anyone who wanted a picture clicked in that bright red turban..

well, someone took the time out to tell them damned fanatics

spotted this one happily holding up the placard while most were driving to work..

for those who aspire to be served hot and fresh..

they mean business.. :D .. spotted in a restaurant in the suburbs..

logically related .. all the stuff required for communication..

mobiles, deodrants, perfumes, goggles, wallet, and fashionable caps available at 'Guru Nanak Communication'.. :D

ouch! this hurt a lot

a hotel's menu in dadra .. triple X fried rice, bloody marry, and vargin marry .. goodness!

accountability.. excuse me.. what animal is that?

spotted outside prime mall, irla

call .. if you want your bathroom hidden

too much to do.. wait.. you may lose your hair

:D outside inorbit mall

what a lovely excuse ;)

spotted this in New York city

hot husbands huddled here

in Hindi, 'pati' means husband .. so this is where you can find them..

any likeness to another word is purely coincidental

rejected for a reason..

butcheries..

as direct as they can get..

liver and gizzard sounds like lizard..:)
i love the last item - chicken piece

english classes anyone?

:D received this in mail..

good news for all aliens..

clicked by vijay.. dilli ki galiyon main..

at the amber fort in jaipur

and, I don't for such mindless vandalism ..

why buy a car..

5 people on a scooter with a side car.. :
ps - asked them if I could click a picture.. they were completely excited ..

out of place .. just a little..

a symbol resembling the ying yang .. yin yang represents complementary forces that balance each other..
well, spotted this in the most unlikely place.. a public restroom entrance in sikkim ..
nah, we didn't have to pay twice.. :)

optimum utilization of resources

spotted on the delhi jaipur highway..

popular way to travel, looks like .. spotted again in sikkim .. on our way to lake changu in peak winter, mind you..

enterprising, eh

seen at a booth outside a bombay train station..

sensex hangover.. ;)

a roadside restaurant (if i may call it that!) in chunthang, sikkim .. stopped here on our way to lachen.. senex corner sounded more like sensex corner and less like snacks corner..
not to miss – hot cafe and chart is also on the menu..jalebi, laddu, and balushai are not sweets?

pms.. nah, not the scary one

this one's all spiced up.. had arpita and me infinitely amused..

eeeeewwww!

in a state transport bus from jaipur to bagru .. :(

for all my mallu friends

this chic salon is located in goregaon (west) ..

beng-(un)leash

daarun! when you think in bangla and write in english ..

spotted at the new jalpaiguri station, west bengal ..